In 1942 Billy Meier started getting contacted by aliens from the planet Erra. Soon after that they took him on their ship and told him he was Jesus and he had to save humanity. But what does this have to do with Jimmy Carter? And how much money does it cost to be Billy’s friend? And why is he so nervous about coffee? Plus the votes are in, the t-shirts are narrowed down and we mourn the loss of Rowdiest man to ever live.